So here I was. Just standing around in my photo here. I got tired so I decided to sit down!
So here I was sitting, minding my own business, and along comes a thought!
Why not open up a franchise.
JAMIE LEE’S CRYSTAL CONNECTION- KISSING BOOTH
OPEN: Open 24 Hours. 7 days a week. Open on Holidays.
KISSES: Peck on the cheek-$.25
General Kisses- $.25
French Kisses-$.25
Long Kisses-$.25
Short kisses-$.25
Kisses of affection-$.25 plus tax
Kisses of friendship-$.25 plus tax
Wet Kisses- Priced daily
Post Card Kisses – Cost of shipping and handling – and color of lipstick – C.O.D. – with perfume – additional charge.
On days ending in “Y” Kisses are free!
*POSITIVELY NO MEN! Must be 21 years of age with I.D.! Must go through, a metal detector. Will be, searched, as needed. Credit cards not accepted. No take out service. Enter the booth at your own risk. Positively no-refunds! A lost and found department will be available for your convenience.
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*MEN – will be waived if they are willing to pay $19.000.00, to defray cost of SRS operation. First come first served basis……………………
Jamie Lee's Crystal Connection 